That will be easy enough.
You wanna bet?
(Source: outongoodbehavior)
Failure only makes room for improvement.
This world will be on its knees before me one day. Unfortunately, that day is not today.
Jake puts on a dopey grin.
Of course. But one day soon! I’m sure you can do it, Loki!
He bursts out laughing.
But you’re going to have to beat me to it.
(Source: outongoodbehavior)
Mm. But I wasn’t beaten.
Jake chuckles.
The extreme disdain for heroes is another thing to add to the list.
Though, I don’t have a brother, nor am I adopted.
Jake rubs his chin thoughtfully.
He flares up almost immediately, face burning a slight red with anger. A scowl crosses his features, thin brows furrowing.
I haven’t been beaten just yet, you buffoon.
Of course, of course.
Jake laughs. You’re still breathing, so of course you haven’t been beaten.
Wrong choice of words. My apologies.
“Your first attempt was a failure”…would you prefer that?
Impressive. But not good enough.
Loki’s fingers curl tightly around his scepter, dark eyes narrowing.
I suppose we have another thing in common then.
Mm. But I wasn’t beaten.
Jake chuckles.
The extreme disdain for heroes is another thing to add to the list.
Though, I don’t have a brother, nor am I adopted.
Jake rubs his chin thoughtfully.
(Source: outongoodbehavior)
…
Hello, Jake..
Barnaby.
Long time no see~! How’s work? How’re the kids? How’s your husband, mister tall, dark and clumsy?
(Source: outongoodbehavior)
Have you?
Jake shrugs his shoulders. I can do lots of things.
But out of all those things, I can’t, for the life of me, do a hanstand.
He chuckles.
But in all serious, I’m not sure what you’re referring to.
As in — what can you do to make sure your plan for world domination works?
This.
Jake creates a large blue barrier in front of him. He then molds the energy into a beam that zips past Loki’s cheek.
Those Humans have fallen before me before, and it’ll happen again.
I have made sure that will never happen again.
And what can you do?
Have you?
Jake shrugs his shoulders. I can do lots of things.
But out of all those things, I can’t, for the life of me, do a hanstand.
He chuckles.
But in all serious, I’m not sure what you’re referring to.
(Source: outongoodbehavior)
Yes, Loki is correct.
Coincidentally, we both seem to be after world conquest. Though I think this world is only fit for one true ruler.
Mm. But only one of us has already failed once.
To be beaten by mere heroes…tsk tsk.
(Source: outongoodbehavior)
… Is there something you want?
Mmm…Plenty of things.
A coffee, a new jacket, world domination…
But if you meant from you, then nothing really. You’ve just piqued my interest is all. Mister…Loki, is it?
(Source: outongoodbehavior)
alicetheneko asked: You left for two thousand years this time! -Alice pokes Jake's stomach-
I know, Alice I know.
Jake sighs and pets her head. Things got complicated. But I’m back for a bit at least.
